The Great
Snowball Battle
December 23-24, 2025
Winter Warfare Awaits
Two teams battle for snowflake supremacy while The Yeti creates absolute chaos. Eight games, one trophy, zero mercy.
The Mission
For 30 hours, seven cousins will compete in a series of challenges designed to test reflexes, creativity, and your ability to not lose it when a 7-year-old steals all your snowballs.
Teams Avalanche and Blizzard will throw, dodge, build, film, and strategize their way to glory.
Dress Code
White, off-white, cream, snowman-covered, snow-themed—anything that looks like you got lost in a blizzard. Bonus points for actual snowman prints.
The Roster
Two teams. Six kids. One neutral chaos agent.
James · The Yeti
Neutral. Unpredictable. Unavoidable. James plays by his own rules, which mostly involve stealing from everyone and causing maximum chaos.
The Eight Games
Eight chances to prove you're the superior cousin.
December 23
Tree Decorating
Boys vs Girls. Each kid makes a snowman ornament. Teams decorate Boy Tree and Girl Tree.
Yeti Freeze Tag
The Snowman guards 100 snowballs at center base. Teams race to steal them. James—dressed as a yeti—steals from everyone.
The Polar Express Relay
Pick a partner. Wear ridiculous inflatable costumes. Race through an obstacle course. Try not to fall.
Frostbite Film Festival
Lights. Camera. Snowball. You have 30 minutes to write and film a 1-minute masterpiece.
December 24
Snowball Shootout
Cups on a table. Hidden point values. Half of them are worth zero. Welcome to trust issues.
The Arctic Cup
Christmas Pong tournament. Single elimination. James gets a bye because it's his birthday.
The Yeti's Gauntlet
Truth or Dare meets Connect 4. Fail a dare, James gets your points.
Bullseye
Final showdown. Precision counts. Every shot matters.
Between the Battles
Downtime activities for when you need a break from the chaos.
VR Adventures
- Beat Saber
- Walkabout Mini Golf
- Superhot VR
- Eleven Table Tennis
- Thrill of the Fight 2
Jackbox Party
- Trivia Murder Party
- Quiplash
- Tee K.O.
- You Don't Know Jack
- Fakin' It
The Menu
Monday
Lunch: Lunchables & Snacks
Dinner: Takeout Vote
Tuesday
Breakfast: Cereal Bar
Lunch: Leftovers & Snacks
The Feast
Appetizers: CharcuTREE
Dinner: Ham, Cornbread, Stuffing
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